This investigation into the claim that the "Digital Age" has set Generation Alpha up for classroom failure reveals a complex correlation rather than a simple cause-and-effect relationship. Federal data from the National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) confirms that only 33% of fourth graders met reading proficiency in 2022—a historic low; however, The National Report Card also shows that scores in the pre-digital 1990s were often lower, suggesting technology isn't the sole culprit. Primary scientific reviews from the National Institute of Health suggest excessive screen time is correlated with decreased academic performance and shortened attention spans, yet secondary analysis from Purdue University highlights how these tools have simultaneously expanded global educational access. Potential biases exist in student-led sources like The Emory Wheel, which reflect personal opinions on "digital laziness" rather than peer-reviewed data. While digital immersion creates significant distractions, evidence also undermines the "failure" narrative by showing technology’s role in personalized learning and disability advocacy. Attempts to contact the original claimant, ceciliaf on News Detective, revealed a community consensus that the claim is largely an opinionated interpretation of valid pandemic-era learning loss statistics.